| From Sussex to Stardom
Infamous songwriter Burt Bacharach today explained how his illustrious career came about because of a train journey from Sussex to Chirk. He was playing the seat, with the traffic warden accompanying him on the confectionary tray.
A major record label company owner strolled past, as he was also going to Chirk, and happened to hear this boy genius perform. Burt was ordered to ditch Meryl the warden and instead partner stars such as Elvis Costello and Dionne Warwick.
Burt said: 'What the world needs now......' However, sadly, due to Burt being 176 years of age, he was unable to finish his sentence, and instead fell asleep. He is still to wake.
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The most wonderful adventures of the man in the bath
Well, today in the bath, I wailed in agony as my leg was sawed off. By a tap. And a plug. They double teamed me.
I lie.
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