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Dear Bick,

Q. What are your thoughts on the developing sport, which is girls football?

A. Firstly, you have used the word developing incorrectly. It is not developing, it is spiralling in only one direction, that being down. Anyway, that Alf Ramsay, he's dead, he is. Honest, my cat danced on his grave thinking it was Hitler's. How mistaken can a small animal get, I ask you. That Daniel Powter too. He has a magic hat. Not to mention a bad day.