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Eric Clapton's favourite ways to boogie with Stu
1. With your foot on Stu's throat.
2. Boogie wearing your good hat.
3. Whisper sweet nothings into Stu's ear.
4. Whilst drinking apple juice, 100% pure.
5. Dance like a lemming.
6. Leave Stu for the bread man.
7. Ask Phil Collins to sing for you.
8. Draw on Stu's face with permanent marker.
9. Play dead for a while, and then leap up suddenly, in an attempt to shock Stu.
10. Whilst eating gristly goats grassy gruff.
Next time, Morten Gamst Pedersen's favourite ways to purchase marbles.
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