The father of a pink fish was appointed as Head of Yoghurt at the National Hunting HQ. Yesterday. Paddington Salmon of Gloucester apparently earned the right to uptake such a position by wrestling a great white bear to the death, in Yorton.
Salmon's new role entails organising yoghurt digs, and deciding how any yoghurt discovered can be used to reap the benefits of pink fish everywhere.
Salmon said: 'Well, due to the current lack of interest in fox hunting, we just thought we'd try something different. So, that's exactly where the idea of yoghurt-hunting came from. WE HUNT YOGHURT' he then screamed.
Suddenly, 16 armed soldiers charged at him, and shot him several times. He shrivelled up and died immediately.
