so i'd better hold on.

1. With your eyes closed.

2. With a bassoon selotaped to your head.

3. Ensure that the till is powered by your sense of well being.

4. With a light in your eye that keeps shining.

5. Only buy those with a smithe of green.

6. Buy them in conjunction with a wingding.

7. Analyse each marble with Alan Hansen.

8. Try and find a rectangular one.

9. With a Tesco Clubcard.

10. Whilst debating Hidden Tracks.

Next time, Adam Sandler's favourite ways to play Cluedo.

mrs. p

Philosophy on life...

Yet fruits that blossom first will first be ripe.

gleb

Well, today in the bath, I ate a giraffe, gave a great laugh, whilst solving math, enhancing my rath, in the bath.

schem

Jason Toe, a receptionist from Cowdenbeath, recently witnessed a quite remarkbale feat of unintelligence whilst embarking on an epic journey to find a pen.

He was strolling, casually but efficiently, whilst admiring the sweet serenity of Westminster Abbey. Mr. Toe said: 'It was serene. Serene's the word.'

However, this was short lived somewhat. A mad man, recently escaped from Colchester, was cartwheeling through the Abbey whilst sniffing his own hamstrings. He screamed at a heart wrenching amount of decibels: 'The latter.'

Mr. Toe was not impressed.

what ridiculous ramblings.