Mr. Kyle Plankworthy was recently arrested after his anti-social antics involving a cheese and bacon pasty. The pasty was said to be of remarkable warmth, and mishapen because Mr. Plankworthy had clamped it between his thighs.

Mr. Plankworthy ran through Sipple Street in Barmouth wielding the pasty and screeching catchy slogans. He was later arrested after forcing the scorching pasty down the local chiropodist's throat. 

When asked about the scenario, Errin McGrath said: 'Uh uh.'

Yes, I like to sit on the beach, because the beach is full of sandy goodness. I like to stare at the fat, blubbery, burnt women. Agatha Christie, Gravesend.

I personally despise them. I'm a dwarf, as was my father. Nania, on the edge of owners pond.

I really don't care. Bick, Custom4 Page.